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Cut the Crap Cat Canvas Art, Funny Tabby on Couch with Beer
$74.99 USD
$74.99 USD
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  • Free US & CA shipping
  • 21-day returns
  • Archival pigment inks
Framing Options: Gallery Wrap
Style: Single Panel Version
Overall size: 17"x12"
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Description

This one's for anyone who's had enough. A big orange tabby is fully reclined on a teal couch, beer in paw, popcorn within reach, remote in hand, and the message couldn't be clearer: "Cut the Crap." The warm orange fur pops against the teal upholstery, and the whole scene has a loose, illustrative quality that reads as humor without shouting it.

In a home office, it'll earn a double-take from every video call background. In a den or game room, it fits right in. Even a laundry room or mudroom gets a personality boost from something this unapologetically laid-back.

Your canvas ships already stretched on a solid pine frame and arrives ready to hang with a recessed channel on the back. You'll need one or two screws depending on your wall type. Sizes run from 17" x 12" up to a room-filling 94" x 63", so you can go subtle or go all-in.

  • Semi-matte finish, archival pigment inks
  • 400 gsm cotton-polyester blend canvas
  • Gallery wrap (no outer frame) included as standard
  • Optional floater frame in 9 finishes: Black, White, Silver, Yellow Gold, Antique Gold, Rose Gold, Pink, Dark Walnut, White Oak
  • Free shipping across the US and Canada, tracked and insured
MaterialCotton-polyester, 400 gsm
FinishSemi-matte, low glare
FrameSolid pine, 20 mm
InksArchival pigment
HangingRecessed channel — no wire
OriginMade in North America
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The Craft

Cotton-polyester canvas

Semi-matte cotton-poly blend at 400 gsm. Slight give in the surface — the texture you'd expect from a real canvas, not photo paper.

Archival pigment inks

Light-fast for decades when displayed indoors, out of direct sunlight. Calibrated colour reproduction, true to the original.

20 mm solid pine frame

Kiln-dried pine stretcher bars, deep enough for a clean gallery-wrap edge. The canvas wraps around all four sides, no staples on the front.

Recessed hanging channel

The back of the stretcher has a channel cut along its perimeter. One or two screws partway into the wall, slot the canvas on. No wire, no hooks.

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How to Hang

01

Mark eye level

Centre of the canvas at 57–60 inches from the floor — the gallery standard. Above furniture, leave 6–12 inches between the top of the piece and the bottom of the canvas.

02

Pick your screws

Match to your wall: drywall anchors for plasterboard, masonry screws for brick or concrete. One screw is enough for portrait pieces; use two side by side for landscape.

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Drive them partway in

Leave the heads protruding by about 5 mm. The recessed channel on the back of the stretcher will catch the heads — that's the entire hanging system.

04

Slot the canvas on

Lower the canvas until the channel catches both screws. Slide left or right to centre. No wire, no picture hooks, no measuring twice.

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Questions

Where do you ship?

Across the United States and Canada. Free on every order — UPS for standard sizes, DHL for large pieces, both with tracking and insurance.

How long until it arrives?

Production takes 1–3 business days. Transit adds 2–7. Total approximately 3–10 business days door to door.

Do US customers pay duties?

No extra fees for US customers. Our canvas prints qualify under the CUSMA agreement, so no customs or duties apply.

Does it come ready to hang?

Yes. The recessed channel cut on the back of the stretcher catches your screws directly — no wire, no picture hooks. You'll need one or two wall screws of your own (chosen for your wall type).

Can I return it?

Yes — within 21 days of delivery. Items in original condition; original packaging where possible. We cover return shipping for damaged or wrong-item cases. Custom sizes are final sale.

Can I order a custom size?

Yes. Custom orders add about 2 days to production and follow the same minimum/maximum range as our standard sizes. Email info@luxecanvasart.com with your dimensions.